Some of the most obvious,
insensitive and often over used break up lines…
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1. "I just realized that I don’t want to be touched." >> (putek, ano ka bata?)
2. "I’m confused and I need some time out to find myself!!!" >> (wala naman nagsabing nawawala ka ah… lintek!!)
3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us." >> (cnu ka? c cinderella, may sariling time frame?)
4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You deserve someone better. That’s not me." >> (HEARD THIS LINE, FRENDS ALAM NYO NA RIN ITO!)
5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry." >> (putek, kagabi lacng din ako pero alam ko nman ang ginagawa ko noh.. at nakakapag-isip nman ako ng tama)
6. "We are too different from each other." >> yeah, langit ako, lupa ka tsaka pag pareho tyo, aba kilabutan ka na..)
7. "We have to meet other people to see what it’s like to be with someone else. I’m giving you that choice. if you come back to me, we’ll both be better from having chosen freely." >> (ipagawa to ng monumento, hayop sa english..nosebleed!! *clap clap*)
8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we’re both ready. When we don’t care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?" >> (sa tingin mo magpapahanap ako?)
9. "I really think that we should break up." "Why?" "Because I don’t know if I still love you." >> (you don’t know pla eh, bobo!)
10. "I just realized I haven’t had time to walk my dog…" >> (yes, mix breed ng aso at tao! panalo toh!)
11 "It’s not you, it’s me…" >> (ha? anu daw!?)
12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko sa ‘yo, e. Let’s keep it that way." >> (kawawa nman pla ang kapatid/kaibigan mo ano?)
13. "we are not growing anymore." >> (haha, asa ka pang tatangkad ka!)
14. "I don’t have feelings for you anymore." >> (kapal...)
15."i need space…" >> (dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!)
16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck na lang." >> (ikaw ang gudlak!)
17. "We don’t fit in together." >> (SLEP!)
18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko" >> (nanay mo pla ang karelasyon ko noh!?)
19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa lalake/babae." >> (congrats..)
20. "let’s call it QUITS! " >> (mas simple, break na tyo..!)
21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won’t come back. Don’t follow me there, please." >> (ano ako,aso mo? duh)
22.Na Realize ko mahal ko papala Ex ko " >> (at may realization ka pang nalalaman leche!)
23. " Masyado kang Bata " >> (hindi ako masyadong bata, masyado ka lang matanda!)
24. " Kung talagang tayo kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo" >> (ang corny pla pag tagalog, mag-english kna ulet..!)
25. "it was not meant to be … so honey i am setting you free to look for your destiny" >> (bugbugin kta eh, look for your doctor!!!)
26. "our time together was beautiful … but I realized that there are still things i like to discover so …." >> (Magellan?? Columbus?? isdatchu?)
27. "you are too immature for me…" >> (dyusko..)
28. "It seems that we are not compatible with each other." >> (nde nga, TAO ako, HAYUP ka!)
29. "Tama na. Ayoko na." >> (ano un? piko?.. ayawan na?)
30. " i’ve decided to move on with my life…" >> (yes move on. shoo.)
31."DI NA KITA MAHAL?" >> (PANALO. STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. MASAKIT. PERO KUNG TOTOO NAMAN.)